I've been reading Allie's posts over at Hyperbole and a Half for a little while now and I think you should too. It's probably the most consistently entertaining humor blog I've seen. If you read The Oatmeal, I'm not saying you should stop, but you should add Hyperbole to your RSS. She's also relayed a harrowing encounter with a goose from a little while back.

(she's not feeling so hot right now, so it'd be nice to say 'hi')